Swine flu. Run for my life!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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