What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Someone shit on the floor
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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