My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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