it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
