also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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