fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize