Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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