i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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