He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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