I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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