And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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