There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
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Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
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Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I need a beard to bite.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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