? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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