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garbage dick
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It's Friday. Sex?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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