Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
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Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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