No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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