bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
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