at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
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Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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