Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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