i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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