you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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