Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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