I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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