Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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