direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
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I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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