You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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