I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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