It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
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