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There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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