school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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