dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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