Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
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The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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