Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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