i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
it's great music for shaving your balls
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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