it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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