He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i came on her dog
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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