You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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