There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Acid is not a monday night drug
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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