'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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