what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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