Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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