Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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