Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
my vag is so smooth its legendary
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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