Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
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How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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