Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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