that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
honey bunches of taint.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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