Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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