we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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