i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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