I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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