I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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