More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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