i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Dick very happy bro
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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