I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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