If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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